21 Nov Stop Moo’ning Mother Nature
Take it from me, a four-legged who has been around many millions of years longer than you two-legged humans - it is never wise to moo'n Mother Nature....
13 Nov Are You Still At It, Alok Sharma? – Day 13 of COP26
I hear that you are all still burning the midnight oil at COP26 in Glasgow. Perhaps you should get used to it as long as you refuse to see me....
12 Nov Farewell, my Glascow herd! – Day 12 of COP26
My work is done at COP26 in Glasgow. While the animal farming monstrosity is still off the agenda at COP26 and animals continue to be on the menu, we made progress on advancing our cause....
11 Nov My Message to Boris Johnson – Day 11 of COP26
He says he urges delegates to "bridge the gap" between long term goals and immediate action "to keep 1.5 alive," but he ignores one whole half of the problem....
10 Nov Eating Animals Causes Chronic Diseases – Day 10 of COP26
Obe, the Pig, asked me to hoof this letter to you today. He wants me to tell you about obesity, diabetes, heart disease and other chronic illnesses you contract from eating animals....
09 Nov Eating Animals Causes Pandemics – Day 9 of COP26
Look in the mirror. What do you see? Do you see the most amazing, problem solving species to be ever born to Mother Earth?...
08 Nov Address Me And Thrive Or Ignore Me And Die – Day 8 of COP26
Later today, Sailesh will tell the press that as soon as the COP delegates address me seriously, we will all begin to thrive. If they continue to ignore me, we will all die....
07 Nov We Are In The Mainstream Media – Day 7 of COP26
We made it. The Guardian wrote about us. The New York Times wrote about us. Sky News posted that every disaster movie starts with ignoring a scientist with our photo below....
06 Nov A Rendezmoo With My Crew! – Day 6 of COP26
On day 3, I hoofed an SOS to my friends when I was shocked by the animal carnage on the COP26 menu. I'm happy to say that they are rallying to support me today....
05 Nov Finally, Some Mooovement! – Day 5 of COP26
Today @COP26 Founder and Executive Director of Climate Healers, Dr. Sailesh Rao hoofed it to the front of the room and handed Al Gore a copy of Glenn Merzer’s vitally important book, Food is Climate....
04 Nov I Like To Moove It Moove It – Day 4 of COP26
The M62 West between junctions 26 and 25 has been closed tonight to allow the safe removal of several cows that managed to enter the network....
03 Nov A Tale of Two Menus – Day 3 of COP26
My scouts sent me the menus from COP26 and they are much worse than I could have ever imagined. ...